"We should go back, we were talking about getting items together to help us on our adventure before we summoned you."
"Sorry, it was like I got an irresistible urge to run out all of sudden....Anyway, back in we go!."
"Talk to Tokamon, the one to the left of Jijimon."
"I was told you had some items for me?"
"Thank you!...Though how do I use them? They just seemed to have disappeared."
"They went into your inventory"
"Wait, so this is like an actual game?"
"That is correct, hit the Triangle button."
"But I do not have a contro- *A menu pops up*
"What the hell is this? I did not hit any button.
"Well someone did."
"...So you are saying that I am being controlled by a player?"
"That seems to be the most probable case."
"I hope he does not suck....or be a dick for that matter."
"Lets get on with it, shall we? Hit X and the items will pop up."
"I will give a quick run down of what each item does.
Sm. recovery: Heals a small portion of my health (+500 HP)
MP Floppy: Heals a small portion of my magic (+500 MP)
Bandage: Cures wounds + some sicknesses
Meat: is very little food for me
Restore: Brings me back to life after falling in battle
Medicine: Cures wounds + sickness
I will explain more about them when the time comes. But for now lets go onto the next menu.
Go to the "Digimon" icon and it will give you all of my info."
"This is a lot to take in."
"There is less then there looks to be, you will get use to it fast enough. Anyway I will now give a explanation of what is on this page.
Life: How many times I can fall to sickness/battle before dying.
Happiness" How happy I am at the time
Disc: How much discipline I have at the time.
Vir: My virus level. The more I go to the bathroom on the ground and not on the toilet. The level goes up. If it goes all the way up I digivolve into Sukamon. A very crappy Digimon. No pun intended.
HP: How much damage I can take in and out of battle
MP: How much I can do in a battle
off: How strong I am
Def: How much of a beating I can take
Speed: How fast I am
Brains: How many commands you can give me and how easy it is for me to learn new moves.
Age: Every time a day passes we get older. And every day gone means +1 to age for us. As for how long we got until we die due to old age, Well I will explain that later as it is not important right now.
Weight: used to determine which Digimon we will turn into. This is a very important stat that you should always keep an eye on.
Special: The type of Digimon you have. I am a fire and fighting type! So I will be able to learn those kind of moves. Again i will explain learning moves at a later point.
Type: There are 3 types, Data, Vaccine, and Virus. Some places only allow certain type of Digimon in them. data is symbolized with a floppy disk, Vaccine with a red and yellow pill and virus with a mean looking face. As you can see. I am a vaccine.
Active: This tells when I like to be awake and asleep.
Only one more menu I will go over right now, promise!
Go back and go over to player with our face on it."
"Level: your tamer rank, how high it is is ow easy it is to raise Digimon.
Raise: How many Digimon you raised since you came here.
Bits: your money
Time: How long you been playing.
Items: Special items to help you on your adventure
Medals: special awards you get for completing tasks. I will go over them much later on.
This is how many Digimon you have gotten out of the available Digimon to raise, you will get more as you go on.
This is the card collection you have. Collect all of them and something special will happen!"
"I thought you said there was not a lot!"
"Oh calm down, that is all I have to say for now as far as menus go. Though now I should should you the meat farm.
"Well, alright th- Wait, what do you mean by meat farm?"
"hehe, this should be quite entertaining. *goes outside*
"Hey! Wait for me! *follows*"
"Just outside and head to the north. Talk to Tanemon, the green guy"
"Hello there, is this the meat farm?"
"I have been told. NERD seemed to think this would be a surprise."
"You mean it is not?"
"I am a gamer, seeing this kinda stuff is a normal thing for me."
*starts to drool*
"I can see you are happy about that."
"What is that above your head NERD?"
"It means I am hungry. Please feed me. Go to the inentoy and hit X 2 times on the meat."
"There you go buddy!"
"Thank you! Take a look at my weight now."
"My weight is now 16, normal meat gives me +1 weight. If I do not eat my weight will go down! Anyway, the last part of the tutorial for now! Head to the left of Jijimons house."
"This is Green Gym! This is where we will spend most of our time. This is where I will grow and be able to digivolve into my next level."
"You just hit X next to the sign and you get 2 options."
"Normal and bonus, Bonus is a game of slots that can boost your stats a lot. But it is hardly worth the risk of failing as if you do not get it nothing happens. Normal is you go through the training normally. As soon as it starts you can hit Triangle to stop training and I will get my stat boost all the same."
"This one as you can see raises off"
"HP"
"Def"
]
"Speed"
"MP"
"And brains"
*Some time passes due to training NERD*
*yawn*
"Are you getting tired NERD?"
"Yes I am, open the menu and go to the bottom right"
"That will make me go to sleep and wake up when my active status starts. So since I am active during the day. I will wake up when it is daytime."
"here we get to go on with the game or save and continue."
"Wait, you are asleep...How are you talking?.....And how am I talking to you now?"
"Ask the Let's Player"
"What the hell is a Let's Player?"
"The person controlling what we say and do."
"Say as well? Wait a tick. So he can have me say anything he wants?"
"best not to make him angry..."
"......"
"OK, so now that we got that troublesome learning out of the way. What now?
"Lets go test out fighting an actual Digimon."
"Finally something not brain numbing!"
"Hello Agumon! Do you like battles?"
"Yay! I guess that is a yes on the fighting. Everything can be solved with fire to the face! ^_^"
"So I have 2 commands it seems. Give NERD the order to do what he wants or to run away. Alrighty then. Spaaaaaam the X button Ley's Player guy!"
"I won!"
"WE won."
"you stayed back and just yelled "your call!" over and over."
"Forget it, what is this screen that comes up after we win?
"*sigh* The stats screen, it shows stats gained, bit gained, items dropped and moves learned.
You bet your ass you did. Anyway, wanna come to the city Reptar?
"Umm, Viero. He is not green, has no purple spikes and does not have orange eyes..."
"Which is all the more reason he should paint himself green, staple spikes to his back and get his eyes tattooed! You can not deny that would be awesome!"
"Help rebuild it with us!"
"No you are not Reptar, stop lying to yourself. it is not good. Now get on back to the city."
"This game is wrong. *Reptar Joined the City* So many bugs...Anyway! this has been a good start!"
"I agree. We should try to keep at this pace and we will fix things in no time."
"Time for some well deserved rest!"
"But the day just started...."
*Curls up and falls asleep.*
"How can you even fall asleep after sleeping for 12 hours!?....*sigh* Never mind *goes off to the gym*"